I'zz back ya'll. Ya girls been on the grind. I've been wanting to write, but
I've been too busy to get the posts finished and out. Right now, I have about 8 unfinished posts in a word document right now from just last week alone. lol. I wish I had a transcriber. Work has picked up dramatically, and life is moving faster than I can type… so I figured instead of attempting to write a zillion posts about each little thing… I’d just share my random thoughts over the last 2 weeks and a little of what’s been up with me…plus whatever pops into my head. Aight here we go…
~White men stare at booty’s too.
I was on my way to work last Friday and saw an all white construction crew working on the traffic lights one street down from my building. Now, traffic was thick obviously because the traffic lights didn’t work. So I’m just sitting in my car jamming to some ole skool funk…and I happen to glance over at the construction workers. A skinny white girl, probably an Emory student, was doing her morning run coming across the street towards them. The people watcher in me just HAD to see their reaction to her. So I look at one of them noticing her, and nudging the others to prepare themselves for her arrival. They all see her coming, then quickly get back to what they were doing and as SOON as home girl passed them, these doggone white men stopped working and gawked at her booty like she was Ki Toy or Kenya Moore… I mean they stared so hard that I even tried to look back to see what the heck they were looking at. lol I guess everyone can enjoy a nice booty. *shrug*
~People notice when your socks don’t match. (whut? It was dark in my room and I was in a hurry.)
~ "The Ex" called.
Monica’s Knock, Knock song comes to mind.
"It’s funny how the tables turn...tuuurn…tuuuurn."
TG has decided to call me and “clear the air”. Telling me he misses me, he still thinks we’re soulmates and have expressed wanting to see me. I don’t care to discuss the rest right now. Just know that he’s called everyday since last Wednesday.
~Blair Underwood could get it.
I’ve been digging him for over 10 years now, but he seems to get better with age. My goodness… I saw that man on one of those old reruns of Sex and the City… (though it’s all new to me since I didn’t watch it until it was no longer running) and I could not contain myself. I was officially lusting. That man is down right BEAUTIFUL.
Whew. *fainting* I knew it was over for me when I saw him in Madea’s Family Reunion and STILL liked him even though he was a *insert choice word* in that movie. Ole trifflin self. But lawd he fine!! I think he may be one of the only men I’d be a groupie for. If God grants my prayer request last week and hook me up with a Blair Underwood look alike… I will have no problem populating the earth by myself. No one else needs to have children until after I’m 45-50. k, thanks!
~I actually traveled 34 miles to get some doggone $2 "Want Want" Senbei .
Have anyone ever had those? Want Want’s senbei are sooooooo good. I’m addicted. I eat about 3 packs a day. (6) They crunch and look a bit like rice cakes u can buy at krogers, but wayyy more delicious. It’s the best tasting air I’ve EVER HAD!! *jumping up and down thinking about them* I had to go to China Town to get them… aka Buford Hwy. I felt real weird being the only darkie in the store. I was trying to ask them where I could get these “Want Wants”… and they had no idea what I was talking about cuz they didn’t speak English AT. ALL! They looking at me funny and pointing to fish and vegetables… and I’m like NOOOO..the cookies… coooooo- kiiiiieeeeesss? You understand? I want “WANT WAAAANT! lol
Finally I just went looking through the aisles myself and finally found something that LOOKED like it, but it was written in Chinese, so I had no idea if this was really it or not. I took a chance… got in the car and opened up one… YES! It’s good. Ahhh.. I can drive 34 miles back home in satisfaction. :)
~Dave Chapelle’s “Block Party” was really good!
I went to see it last friday with my girls and was laughing and jammin the WHOLE TIME. I wish he’d come down here to tha dirty dirty and do something like that. I wonder if it would be as cool as it was up there. I mean they had Common * I never realized that my ex TD, remember him, looks a LOT like him*, Mos Def *fainting…lawd I lubb that man* Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, The Roots, Talib Kweli, The Fugees, Big Daddy Kane... and the list goes on and on… I was like… MAN! This concert is HOTTT!!
Now imagine who he’d have to get if he came to like… Spring Street or something and got our folks… we’d have who? T.I.
*fainting... In the words of Daman from Friday after next... "That nigga is magically delicious!"
The CAST… *man I love outcast!!* Brang (not bring… gotta get DECATUR on ya’ll for this post. lol) Now where was I? Oh yeah… brang KILO back and Too-Short (although he’s Okland-based) Goodie Mobb, Young Bloodz, My tennessee folks 8 ball and MJG… we can even have Xscape do something. We ain’t seen them in a grip. Then brang it back current with Dem Franchise boys…oh… ya’ll I’m sorry… I could go on for days with this…lol Aight… you get the point, it would be soooo very gangsta! I think we need to write Dave and ask him to make it happen for us.
~I’m going to Africa.
I came to this conclusion after seeing this neegro RAT HUURRR at The UniverSOUL Circus a few Fridays ago. *fainting twice*
that should be ME making him laugh
he's the one dead center. *lusting*
whew dip it low...
Okay lemme tell you. These pictures do them NO justice. They were dancing during the parts they weren’t “performing” and those sexy men were getting it. I KNOW he can work it out. LAWD LAWD. I couldn’t help myself. He was so fine, and could move…and he was SKRONG. I could overlook the fact that he's employed by the CIRCUS! lol… I made up my mind that a vacation in some African country should be my next move. lol
~ Cornbread tastes good at breakfast time.
I don’t feel like discussing why I had cornbread for breakfast. *blink* I mean… it was supposed to be for my lunch, but I was hungry at 8. And..well…it was just staring at me, and I felt like it needed some attention, so I warmed it up and looked around hoping no one would ask me why I’m eating cornbread at 8 in the morning, and took a big bite. OH MY GOODNESS…that was the BEST breakfast I had in a while. Mmmm…
~I hate hurting someone’s feelings JUST as much as I hate someone hurting mine.
There’s this guy who I met in December that was feeling me, but never tried me since he knew I was with TG. I thought he was cute, but wasn’t really interested in him like that. So anyways…TG and I broke up and ole dude figured this was “fate” because he’d always felt that I should have been his girl. Now I never knew this, so when he asked me out, I was like, okay. *shrug* I figured we were just hanging. He finally tells me how he’s really feeling and I express to him that I’m not feeling him that way. He’d be hurt to the point of tears being in his eyes and he’d say okay. He’d continue to call and we’d go out more, and he’d say it again. I finally realized that he really thinks I’m gonna change my mind about not wanting to be with him. So I tried to break it down as simple as possible with out being mean about it cuz I really do like him, just not as a boyfriend. The last time I told him I didn’t want to be with him like that, he said okay, then burst out crying. Now mind you, this dude ain’t no lil punk. If u saw this neegro in the streets, you’d clutch your purse and cross the street to the other sidewalk. So I was stunned to see this man spit water out his eyes like that. I could tell he was trying his best to hold them back, but it wasn’t working. That thang really hurt my heart. To know that someone is hurting because they wanna be with me, but I have NO feelings for them at all. Just sad. I hate being the source of someone’s pain. Especially when I’m in pain myself.
~We have free cake at work in our cafe every 1st Monday of the month…and I never knew.
Now THIS ish pissed me off. For REAL. I’ve been here 3 years. I felt a little hurt about this lack of knowledge. How they gonna keep this from me? That’s something HR should have told me on my first day. I would have been at the cafe door at 11:55 waiting for that thang to open. Don’t they know I like cake? Don’t I LOOK like I like cake? How you gonna have free cake and not tell a sista. Then when one of my co-workers came up from the café a few weeks ago and decided to share with the department that the birthday cake was down stairs, everyone had already knew and got them a piece.*trifflin bleeps* I’m like, yall neeegro’s knew about this? And no one said anything to me??? *getting furious* Okay… it’s all fun and games until Sway makes a surprise stew for our next pot luck. Payback is a mutha. lol
Aight… I’ve ran my mouth enough. I’ll touch back later! Yup!
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