How you know that though your company’s “face” is of the Caucasian Persuasion, your establishment is GHETTO.
* You can wear jeans, flip flops, and head wraps any day of the week .
* You got 550+ employees and 3 microwaves.
* At one of those microwaves, you can frequently hear co-workers talking about which girl they liked best on Flavor of love.
* Your boss got fired for stealing work laptops out offices and selling them to his homie and using the money and PTO days to take a trip to Hawaii…AND he comes back bragging about what he did.
*Ya’ll get church’s chicken to cater your monthly staff meetings.
*Work start at 8:30… and you barely make it in at 9… but you still the first person in the office.
*The company's idea of benefits is giving you free marta tokens.
*Co-workers email their husband’s flyer to the entire office to try and help him with his landscaping business. (even though he ain't got no landscaping equipment)
*You’re used to smelling nail polish on tuesdays around 2 cuz your co-worker always do her nails then.
*The only time people come to a meeting is when food is being served.
*Instead of emailing or calling your coworkers regarding a project, you just hit them up from your myspace and bp friends list.
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