He Said She Said

My good friend OS sent this to me and since i have no time to write anything....here goes.


HE SAID-SHE SAID

He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ....... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.

He said . . . Why did the man cross the road?
She said . . . He heard the chicken was a slut.

He said . . ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said .. . . They don't have time to.

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ...... . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.